Additionally...
Our organization has a Republican National Convention detailed preparedness plan in case of the following:
(I'm not kidding)
(I'm not kidding)
- Gridlock
- Security breach
- High-profile guest in building
- Blocked traffic
- Overnight attack
- Broken glass
- Arrested employees
- No parking
- Stalkers
- Medical emergencies
- Bad behavior
- Loss of power
- Loss of Internet
- Technical breakdown
- Loss of cell phone service
- Loss of water service
- Out of control protesting
- Bomb threat
- Fire
- Tear gas
- Terrorist attack
posted by Anna at
6:18 PM
4 Comments:
I love it. I cannot wait to hear your stories. p.s. though I find it incredibly entertaining that you have a budget for bail, I sincerely hope you do not get arrested.
Sorry Adub, I hope you DO get arrested! Forget 'Night at the Museum' you have an opportunity to experience "Night at the Hennepin/Ramsey Co. Slammer!"
GOP! GOP! GOP!
I've always worried about broken glass myself.
Luckily ADub knows all about walking on said broken glass. Thanks to Annie.
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