You know you're really loved when...

A Saturday night conversation between myself and the cook that works at my dorm. Scene: I am walking through the food line.

Cook: You're new here!
Me: Nope, actually I've been here four months.
Cook: One month? That's not too long.
Me: No. Four months.
Cook: Really? Well I've never seen you.
Me [stammering]: Um, well, I guess I'm not that memorable?

You've got to love the Christian ladies dorm for really making you feel at home.