The perils of having roommates, Part II.

Wink here.

So, you know you have a really great roommate when she has the decency and selflessness to do the following:

• Steals the communal light bulb out of the hallway light when the light bulb in her room goes out. Does not replace it. [Thus resulting in you blindly groping your way out of your room every night and day.]
• Uses your laundry detergent without asking, then informs you that she used it. No remorse. [Mind you she did four loads out of your tiny 16-load detergent bottle.]
• Waltzes into your room at any time of day while you're gone at work to hang up her laundry, sniff around, and do allah knows what in there.

If only this pesky "rent" thing was not a factor!!*

*shakes fist at "rent"